An Assortment Of Villainous Quotes
I'm starting a new campaign soon, and the Rogues Gallery I'm writing for it is super fun, so I figured I would write some characterization quotes and share them. Without context, I'd love to see what people think these characters are about.
I'll give you this hint: The players are a Merry Men style band of outlaws called the Thieving Friends. Their leader, Towering Tom, was killed recently.
Roger of Roguetown
"Tom was going mad. He wanted to burn the kingdom to the ground, or crown himself king, or whatever his story was that day."
“Turns out, Rebellion doesn't pay. Never has, never will. What'll it be, friends? Death or Wine?”
Sir Kelvang the Ogre
"Come out, Friends, or I'll start killing. I'm very good at it."
"I'm hungry. Bring me some meat. No, not the ribs. The heart."
Sir Lijah of the Thornless Rose
"I'll gladly fight your champion, but only in a duel witnessed by the people. We are their servants, are we not?"
"Saints damn you all! I said a fair fight! This was anything but fair!"
Kallum Kestrel
- "Sorry. Nothing personal. Roger's paying well, and y'all are a challenge."
The Stallion
"There are men and there are rats. Tom was a man. Lijah, the pretty boy? Rat. Kelvang? Big old rat. Kestrel? Probably a rat at the end of the day. I thought Roger might be a man, but he crowned himself the King of Rats."
"Ride on the wind, boys. Charge the castle! Burn it down and crown yourself king!"
"Why the long face? It's only the end of the world."